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Showing posts with label religious humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label religious humour. Show all posts
Random Sheet
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
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Christ the Redeemer ups the ante...
Thursday, July 7, 2011
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The Crapture has a new date...October 21st, 2011
In a special broadcast Monday (5/23) night on his radio program "Open Forum" that the rapture he predicted was “an invisible judgment day“ that he has come to understand as a spiritual, rather than physical event.
“We had all of our dates correct,” Camping insisted, clarifying that he now understands that Christ’s May 21 arrival was “a spiritual coming” ushering in the last five months before the final judgment and destruction.
During the 90-minute broadcast, Camping walked listeners through his numerological timeline, insisting that his teaching has not changed and that the world will still end on October 21, 2011.
“It wont be spiritual on October 21st,” Camping said, adding, “the world is going to be destroyed all together, but it will be very quick."
What might have been...
...that is, if sh*t was real. And not based upon an arbitrary date in biblical text written 200 after the passing of Christ.
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This is Robert Fitzpatrick...
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$140,000 wisely invested on the Crapture. Well done sir.
When religion makes you stupid...
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It is safe to say that the "Macho Man" Randy Savage saved us from the Rapture, because that is just as absurd as saying it was going to happen in the first place.
Here was some of the things said about this failed event...
"I had some skepticism but I was trying to push the skepticism away because I believe in God."
"I was hoping for it because I think heaven would be a lot better than this earth."
"I can't tell you what I feel right now...Obviously, I haven't understood it correctly because we're still here."
"What better place to observe the rapture than in a bar with a drink in your hand?"
Lastly, I am curious to know how much money Harold Camping made, the owner of Family Radio and architecture of this event. Family Radio spent millions on more than 5,000 billboards and 20 RVs that were plastered with the doomsday message. In 2009, the nonprofit reported in IRS filings that it received $18.3 million in donations, and had assets of more than $104 million, including $34 million in stocks or other publicly traded securities.
If you was unaware of the reach of this "social event", there were apocalypse-themed billboards in Israel, Jordan and Lebanon.
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Here was some of the things said about this failed event...
"I had some skepticism but I was trying to push the skepticism away because I believe in God."
"I was hoping for it because I think heaven would be a lot better than this earth."
"I can't tell you what I feel right now...Obviously, I haven't understood it correctly because we're still here."
"What better place to observe the rapture than in a bar with a drink in your hand?"
Lastly, I am curious to know how much money Harold Camping made, the owner of Family Radio and architecture of this event. Family Radio spent millions on more than 5,000 billboards and 20 RVs that were plastered with the doomsday message. In 2009, the nonprofit reported in IRS filings that it received $18.3 million in donations, and had assets of more than $104 million, including $34 million in stocks or other publicly traded securities.
If you was unaware of the reach of this "social event", there were apocalypse-themed billboards in Israel, Jordan and Lebanon.
Australian's, you still there? What's the end of the world like?
Friday, May 20, 2011
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I think it is not supposed to start until 6:00pm local time.
Judgment Day tomorrow!
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Attending the Rapture with Dubya.
Judgment Day in 2 days!
Thursday, May 19, 2011
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If the world is ending why aren't creationists throwing a party?
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Judgment Day in 3 days!
From the man himself. Not Christ but the man who is promoting his return.How Harold Camping who owns Family Radio, came up with the date May 21st, 2011...
The number 5, Camping concluded, equals "atonement." Ten is "completeness." Seventeen means "heaven." Camping patiently explained how he reached his conclusion for May 21, 2011.
"Christ hung on the cross April 1, 33 A.D.," he began. "Now go to April 1 of 2011 A.D., and that's 1,978 years."
Camping then multiplied 1,978 by 365.2422 days - the number of days in each solar year, not to be confused with a calendar year.
Next, Camping noted that April 1 to May 21 encompasses 51 days. Add 51 to the sum of previous multiplication total, and it equals 722,500.
Camping realized that (5 x 10 x 17) x (5 x 10 x 17) = 722,500.
Or put into words: (Atonement x Completeness x Heaven), squared.
"Five times 10 times 17 is telling you a story," Camping said. "It's the story from the time Christ made payment for your sins until you're completely saved.
"I tell ya, I just about fell off my chair when I realized that," Camping said.
You really have to read the whole article to really appreciate it.
Don't Cha Wish Your Savior Was Right Like Mine?
Thursday, May 12, 2011
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VS.
WINNER?
Water to wine...
Remember Keanu did play the Chosen One, so this is technically feasible right?
