I BE YELLING!!!

Because failing is one thing, but then allowing that single failure to be uploaded to the Internet is a new form of failure. This is why I yell on occasions.

It's not even a funny-haha failure, it is as one would expect, being a douche failure. Humour is found because the masses cannot believe you would be so silly to think otherwise. That you looked cool and nothing else was going to happen. This is why you fail, and why I BE YELLING!!!